Grammy Awards Review (well sort of)

I'll come clean right away and let you know that I missed the first hour of the Grammy Awards last night. Didn't see Elton/Lady GaGa, Beyonce, The Black Eyed Peas, or Pink's performance. Missed a few of the early awards. I turned it on right around the time that Stephen Colbert won his Grammy, thanking Jesus since it was for a Christmas album and getting approval from his daughter that he's finally cool. Good acceptance speeches are hard to come by, and this one was about the only worthwhile one I saw. Let me just give you a couple of thoughts on some of the things about the expectedly too long, over-blown, largely dull awards ceremony.

1. Taylor Swift Can't Hit the High Notes.

A big "Yikes" goes out to the weird pairing of Stevie Nicks and Ms. Swift. Stevie Nicks was okay. You kind of know what to expect with her. Her voice has always been slightly gravelly, yet with time, it's gotten considerably more jagged. Fine, that's aging for you. She can still pull off being Stevie Nicks pretty well. But Taylor Swift...well, maybe she should have lip-synched. Or at the very least should have stayed away from the high notes on "Rhiannon". I respect her for writing her own material and for writing honestly, but she's way too inconsistent in every live performance I've seen of her.

2. The MJ Tribute--Mixed Bag.

I do like "Earth Song". It's a tad preachy, but Michael's "message" songs tended to be on the rather blatent end of things. No veils or metaphors with "We Are The World" or "Man In The Mirror". And the artists who performed it did a relatively good job with it. I didn't have the 3D glasses, so I can't speak on that, although I hear the effects were kind of disappointing. It just got plain weird at the end, though (kind of ironic, don't you think, since the same can be said about Michael Jackson's life...so maybe it's fitting). The turning around of the four artists to the pictures of Michael on the screens seemed a bit cheesy. And Lionel Ritchie: Did you really have to do the whole, "Wow, wow!" Maybe that was a genuine reaction, but it seemed odd. And then the parading out of Michael's kids--bizarre. Maybe they wanted to say something. There was something a little creepy and uncomfortable about it, though. In my opinion, they should have had the song and left it at that.

3. Dave Matthews Band--Really good performance, actually.

I say, "actually" because I've been pretty underwhelmed by Dave and/or the band for quite a few years now. And I'm not crazy about their latest album by any means, but they were really locked in last night. Yeah, there was plenty of overdone Grammy production, with the addition of choirs, strings, bands, to the point of having a ridiculously crowded stage, but at the same time, it worked. Maybe it was being up there without there fallen bandmate LeRoi Moore and just the emotional energy of that, or maybe they just happened to be locked in. Whatever the case, I was surprised that I enjoyed it so much.

4. Why Bon Jovi? Why?!

I'll leave it at that.

5. The Lil Wayne, Eminem, Drake performance was unwatchable with constant censor interruption.

I know there's a history between CBS and the Grammys, but really, they might want to consider showing the ceremony on a network that doesn't have to be "bleep ready". It kind of messes up the continuity of a performance when it's constantly silenced.

So there are five thoughts I had on the whole Grammy deal. I honestly don't have a lot to say about it. The Grammys are what The Grammys are--something largely to get riled up about if you're a music fan. You know what I mean. Everyone has their, "Wow, what were they thinking" moment(s). Mostly, by now, all of us know, they aren't to be taken too seriously. Historically speaking, they've been horribly out of touch and/or behind the times, yet every so often, you get a decent performance or crazy enough paring, that it actually works. It was nice to see Leon Russell, yet I could care less about the Zac Brown Band, who he performed with (best new artist over Silversun Pickups, The Ting Tings AND MGMT? Methinks, no), but a legend sighting is cool. Speaking of legends, it was nice that Neil Young finally won a Grammy and was given some serious props at the MusiCares ceremony to kick off "Grammy Weekend". Also, I was very happy that two other of my favorites, Levon Helm and Steve Earle, were winners. So, eh...Thinking back on it, much like I think every other year I've watched The Grammys, I get kind of a bland feeling--like eating an okay burger after it was just hyped as supposedly being one of the best around (an actual experience I had this past weekend, I might add).

The music landscape is about to get a lot more exciting, though, because before you know it, some of the early festivals will be kicking off (i.e. SXSW), which will lead straight into summer festival season. The real pulse of music lies in these things and of course local music scenes and the unexpected surprise places as well.